Internet’s Best and Most Accurate 2020 NBA Mock Draft

Now that the 2020 Draft Lottery is complete, we know what the full draft order will be.

The good news is, we already know who each team will take based on history. This is not your typical mock draft.

  1. Wolves – 2 PGs, who the team believes will be better than Steph Curry
  2. Warriors – will immediately become a 45% three point shooter.
  3. Hornets – previous NCAA All-American and/or NCAA Champion (see Bobcats history)
  4. Bulls – better version of Lonzo Ball
  5. Cavs – will receive a nice note from his boss, written in Comic Sans when he departs via free agency in 5 years
  6. Hawks – good passing skills to compliment Trae Young’s shooting
  7. Pistons – random player you’ll never hear from in three years
  8. Knicks Рbust, who will be traded for nothing in 2 years 
  9. Wizards – future replacement for Bradley Beal
  10. Suns – hybrid between Devin Booker and Dragan Bender
  11. Spurs – most fundamentally sound and boring player in the draft
  12. Kings – someone to help extend their playoff drought to 15 years and beyond
  13. Pelicans – most physically fit player to help train Zion Williamson and get him into shape
  14. Celtics – average role player who will make Danny Ainge regret not trading this pick 3 years ago when it had maximum value
  15. Magic – player with the longest wingspan
  16. Blazers – someone responsible for wearing a watch and calling out when Dame time is
  17. Wolves – will never play on national TV
  18. Mavs – best foreigner available
  19. Nets –¬† physics major to help validate Kyrie’s claims that Earth is flat
  20. Heat – good player who doesn’t mind Jimmy Butler cursing at him in practice
  21. 76ers – will debut in 2021-22 after sitting out rookie season with an injury
  22. Nuggets – will be traded to Jazz on draft night (like Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert were)
  23. Jazz – will be major upgrade over Emmanuel Mudiay
  24. Bucks – won’t play with Giannis beyond 2021
  25. Thunder – raw, talented player
  26. Celtics – Tacko Fall’s G-League teammate in 2021
  27. Knicks – will be traded for nothing in 2 years
  28. Lakers – trade for a future pick that becomes Bronny James
  29. Raptors – Masai Ujiri will trade him to the Knicks in three years for 4 first round picks (Ujiri fleeced Knicks in Carmelo and Bargnani trades)
  30. Celtics – foreigner who never plays in NBA

Mike is a member of the FWAA (Football Writers Association of America) and an alum of the University of Cincinnati.

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.