Internet’s Best and Most Accurate 2020 NBA Mock Draft

Now that the 2020 Draft Lottery is complete, we know what the full draft order will be.

The good news is, we already know who each team will take based on history. This is not your typical mock draft.

1. Wolves2 point guards, who the team believes will be better than Steph Curry
2. Warriors Someone who can shoot threes off the bench and pass to Curry and Klay Thompson
3. HornetsPrevious NCAA All-American and/or NCAA Champion (see Bobcats history)
4. BullsWill be traded for #7 pick, joining Lauri Markkanen, Wendell Carter Jr and Coby White as 4 straight #7 picks on the Bulls.
5. CavsExpected to receive a nice note from his boss, written in Comic Sans when he departs via free agency in 5 years
6. HawksGood passing skills to compliment Trae Young’s shooting
7. Pistons Random player you’ll never hear from in three years
8. Knicks Bust, who will be traded for nothing in 2 years 
9. WizardsFuture replacement for Bradley Beal
10. Suns Hybrid between Devin Booker and Dragan Bender
11. Spurs Most fundamentally sound and boring player in the draft
12. Kings Someone to help extend the team’s playoff drought to 15 years and beyond
13. Pelicans Most physically fit player to help train Zion Williamson and get him into shape
14. CelticsAverage role player who will make Danny Ainge regret not trading this pick 3 years ago when it had maximum value
15. Magic Player with the longest wingspan
16. Blazers Responsible for wearing a watch and calling out when Dame Time is
17. WolvesWill never play on national TV
18. Mavs Best foreigner available
19. Nets Physics major to help validate Kyrie Irving’s claims that Earth is flat
20. Heat Good player, with a crazy story of how he got to the NBA, who doesn’t mind Jimmy Butler cursing at him in practice
21. 76ers Will debut in 2021-22 after sitting out rookie season with an injury
22. Nuggets Will be traded to Jazz on draft night (like Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert were)
23. Jazz Major upgrade over Emmanuel Mudiay
24. Bucks Won’t play with Giannis Antetokounmpo beyond 2021
25. ThunderRaw, talented player
26. CelticsTacko Fall’s G-League teammate in 2021
27. Knicks Will be traded for nothing in 2 years
28. LakersTrade for a future pick that becomes Bronny James
29. Raptors Masai Ujiri will trade him to the Knicks in three years for 4 first round picks (Ujiri fleeced Knicks in Carmelo and Bargnani trades)
30. CelticsForeigner who never plays in NBA

Mike is an alum of the University of Cincinnati and the ultimate sports nerd.

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